When I was a kid, I would walk into the bathroom and pretend that I had a phone. When I didn’t, I would go to the bathroom and pretend that I had a phone. When I did, I would go to the bathroom and pretend that I was a computer. When I did, I would go to the bathroom and pretend that I was a cell phone. When I did, I would go to the bathroom and pretend that I was a phone.
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